{"type":"standard","title":"St. Albert Impact","displaytitle":"St. Albert Impact","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q109974487","titles":{"canonical":"St._Albert_Impact","normalized":"St. Albert Impact","display":"St. Albert Impact"},"pageid":69380746,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/SASA_Impact_logo.png","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/SASA_Impact_logo.png","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283932651","tid":"d9b05cd0-1167-11f0-8e32-ecf8da17a546","timestamp":"2025-04-04T15:16:58Z","description":"Canadian soccer team","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Albert_Impact","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Albert_Impact?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Albert_Impact?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:St._Albert_Impact"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Albert_Impact","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/St._Albert_Impact","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Albert_Impact?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:St._Albert_Impact"}},"extract":"St. Albert Soccer Association Impact FC, commonly known as St. Albert Impact FC or SASA Impact FC is a Canadian soccer team based in St. Albert, Alberta that plays in the men's and women's division of League1 Alberta.","extract_html":"
St. Albert Soccer Association Impact FC, commonly known as St. Albert Impact FC or SASA Impact FC is a Canadian soccer team based in St. Albert, Alberta that plays in the men's and women's division of League1 Alberta.
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