{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
{"type":"standard","title":"Last Safe Place","displaytitle":"Last Safe Place","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q85775914","titles":{"canonical":"Last_Safe_Place","normalized":"Last Safe Place","display":"Last Safe Place"},"pageid":62596278,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/LeRouxLastSafePlace.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/LeRouxLastSafePlace.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280266064","tid":"9c511c40-0020-11f0-b208-c3df3ed9bffe","timestamp":"2025-03-13T15:34:11Z","description":"1982 studio album by LeRoux","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Safe_Place","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Safe_Place?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Safe_Place?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Last_Safe_Place"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Safe_Place","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Last_Safe_Place","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Safe_Place?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Last_Safe_Place"}},"extract":"Last Safe Place is the fourth album by LeRoux released in 1982. It is the band's last album with Jeff Pollard and Bob Campo involved.","extract_html":"
Last Safe Place is the fourth album by LeRoux released in 1982. It is the band's last album with Jeff Pollard and Bob Campo involved.
"}{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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Frisol was a Dutch professional cycling team that existed from 1973 to 1977. Its main sponsor was Dutch oil trader Frisol. Its most notable victory was Jan Raas's win of the 1977 Milan–San Remo.
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