{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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