{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}